~*~Do You Haiku~*~

[*Leo the Lioness*]

[Blanca]

the crazy old man from China

my mother told me to take off his coat
I didnt wanna, i took off his coat he smalled like a Goat

the crazy old man from china

my mother told me to show him his room but i didnt wanna , i showed him his room
he danced with the broom


the crazy old man from china

my mother told me to take him 4 a drive
but i didnt wanna, we went 4 a drive
the crazy man died

the crazy old man from china


my mother told me to bury him deep
but i didnt wanna, i buried him dee he stuck out his feet

the crazy old man from china


hmmmm ,weird...*L*

[Rant In (E) Minor]

A clergyman from Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing "La Paloma"
But the sweetness of pitch
Couldn't put off the hitch
Of the impotence, size or aroma.

[past7]

[Rant In (E) Minor]

There was a young lady from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
From riding a bike
On a cobblestone pike,
But really twas broken from pokin.

[*Leo the Lioness*]

*poke*

[Më£ïñÐa]

oooh!for heavens sakes Rant!!

*L*